Every morning i look forward to my usuals...hot cuppa tea, mumbai mirror & a smoke...it makes a good start for the day for me...and am grateful for such humble needs i have....:-D
Hot Cuppa Tea : Rejuvanates.....expedites some action down there and flags off a beautiful start to the day...
Smoke : Well for one goddamn reason that am addicted... :(
Mumbai Mirror : Now that is something i must say is the dose filled with weird hormones that definitely can give an upswing in your mood depending what you are interested to read....Now me...i read cover to cover skipping only the sports page unless there is some hot stud donning that page ;-D.
All this on the potty seat helps considerably to take your mind off the heavy task you've at hand and enlighten yourself more through news like...
"Is Shahid a control freak?"...i respond...well why do you think that fat lass Bebo turned veggie for??? Duh! Did a lotta good for her...so spare him!
"Women in bandages"...now i was kinda surprised by that story...i was thinking the picture and the title din't match...i saw a lotta pretty face is beautiful dresses and they all look happy and not injured or "bandaged" in any way...well...thats when my fashion quotient was corrected...and i was told that they were talking about their dresses which were inspired by the egyptian mummys...and i was left wondering why did they limit the bandage theory till only the neck why couldn't it go all the way to the face, it would have spared us all from viewing these page 3 faces over n over again. Then there are some serious news from around the world....like this morning
"UK couple travel to US for a purr-fect cat" and we thought US was filled with fools....
The rapes, the murder mysteries, the cons, the robberies, the corruption all helps in fast bowel movements and also gives you an opportunity to play the detective for 10 mins. The Chai Time with its Mind Chow & Joke of Day and weird cartoon strips, helps me flush out everything else and turn around the frown, kill the smoke and make a run for the bright new day.....
If this was a bit on the repulsive side of reading...excuse me...would love to know what do you start your day with...